Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, three kids who were fishing, pulled her out of the water.
She was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, “I sure would like to go to Disneyland.”
Hillary said, “No problem. I’ll take you there on an Air Force jet.”
The second kid said, “I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordans.”
Hillary said, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”
The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!”
Hillary is a little perplexed by this and said, “But son you don’t look like you’re handicapped.”
The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your butt from drowning!”
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