Snoring

The high school coaches went to a coaches’ retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so badly. They decide it’s not fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so decided to take turns.

The first coach sleeps with Daryl and comes to breakfast next morning with his hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. He said, “Man, that Daryl snored so loud, I watched him all night.”

The next night it was a different coach’s turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. He said, “Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night.”

The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player…a real “Man’s man”. Well, the next morning, he comes to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning.” They can’t believe it! They say, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He watched me all night long.”