Parrots

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing and that is, 'Hi, we're members of the oldest profession,wanna make out with us?'"

The priest replied, “That’s terrible!! But, there’s a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase! ”

“Thank you!” the woman responded.

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. The priest’s two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're members of the oldest profession, wanna make out with us?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”