Heavenly Baseball

One day the devil called up St. Peter and challenged him to a baseball game.

“Okay,” St. Peter said, “But you know we have all the great players up here in Heaven.”

“You’ll lose anyway,” the devil said.

“Don’t be foolish,” St. Peter replied. “We’re sure to win. Why we have Dizzy Dean, Christy Mathewson, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Jackie Robinson and Mickey Mantle.

“I know,” the devil interrupted, “But we have all the umpires!”