Saturday, May 12, 2007

Blonde Social Studies

The social studies teacher talked about today's headlines. In the first row a blonde student simply stared into space ignoring the teacher.

However when the teacher started to discuss the article where three Brazilian soldiers were killed in a bus accident, all of the color from the blonde's student's face. Then she collapsed onto her desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.

Concerned for the student, the teacher walked over to the blonde and asked "Are you all right? Is there something I can do?"

The blonde composed herself and asked, “How many is a brazillion?”

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