Calmness in our Lives

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, and remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!