Saturday, January 21, 2006

Unhealthy Living

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.

“The material we put into our stomachs is far too bad for us! Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, there are germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all!! Yet, we still eat it!! Can anyone here tell me what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of silence, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding Cake.”

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