Monday, February 20, 2006

Texas Preacher

The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for country singer, Keith Urban…and one day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn’t been to service lately.

He went to the first lady’s house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, “KEITH URBAN!!!!”

“No ma’am,” he replied. “I’m your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you.” So, she invited him in.

He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Keith Urban.

Then he came to a young widow woman’s house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.

When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.

“Oh my God!” she exclaimed. “It’s KEITH URBAN!”

And the preacher said………..“Hello, Darlin!”

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