Stuck in Traffic

Stuck In Traffic

A Washington DC driver was on their way to Reston when he got stuck in a traffic jam on the George Washington Parkway. Nothing was moving in either direction.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened?” What’s the hold up?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped the Hillery Clinton. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

The driver asks, “On average how much is everyone giving?”

“About a gallon.”