Q: Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth
Q: Why does Tennessee wear orange jerseys?
A: So their fans can wear the same shirt to the football games on saturday, to go hunting on sunday, and then pick up trash on the side of the highway at work for the rest of the week.
Q: What are the longest 3 years of an Auburn football player’s life?
A: His freshman year
Q: What does the average Alabama player get on his SAT’s?
A: Drool
Q: Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q: How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?
A: There’s tobacco spit on both sides of the pickup
Q: How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza
Q: What’s the difference between the Vandy football team and a box of cheerios?
A: The cheerios go in a bowl.
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