A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?”
The man thought a moment then replied. “A Martini please”. The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then ask, “Sir, what is your IQ?” The man answered, “Oh about 164.”
The robot then proceeded to discuss the ‘theory of relativity’, inter-steller space travel, the latest medical break throughs, etc…….
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and ask what he would have? “A Martini please.” Again it was supurb. The robot again ask, “What is your IQ?”
This time the man answered, “Oh about 100″. So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest Grizzles basketball score and what to expect from the Cardinals this year.
The guy had to try this one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool…..Again a martini and the question, What is your IQ. This time the man drawled out “Uh….bout 50″
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly ask,” A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?”
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