Saturday, February 11, 2006

Four Football Fans

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, an Alabama fan, a Kentucky fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Florida fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most “die-hard” fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Kentucky fan proclaimed to the other four…”This is for the Wildcats!” and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Kentucky fan, the Alabama fan jumped up and said…”This is for the Crimson Tide!” and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Kentucky and Alabama fans, the Tennessee fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs:

“This is for the Volunteers!”

And without any hesitation, pushed the Gator fan off the mountain.

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