Divorcing Football Fans

A man and a woman with one child were getting a divorce.

They were in court to decide who would have custody of the child.

The judge asked the child “Would you like to live with your father?”

To which the child replied “No, my father beats me.”

The judge said, “Then I suppose you want to live with your mother?”

The child replied “No, she beats me, too.”

The judge then said “Well, who would you like to live with?”

The little boy said, “I want to live with the Memphis Tigers football team.”

The judge asked in surprise “Why would you want to do that?”

To which the child replied “Because they don’t beat anybody!”