Sunday, February 19, 2006

Blonde Calls 9-1-1

A blond was cooking dinner, when her kitchen caught on fire. She was in a panic when she called 9-1-1…

“Come Quick!! My house is on fire!!”, said the blonde.

The dispatcher replied, “Calm down, Mam’, we’ll send someone as soon as possible. But, we have a small problem. Your address isn’t showing up in our system. How do we get there?”

The blonde answers, “Duh, big red truck.”

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