Friday, February 10, 2006

Baked Politician

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Politician: $100.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why is the Baked politician so much more expensive than the other people?”

The cook replied: “Because!!! Have you ever tried to clean one ?”

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