Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Anthrax Scare at the Liberty Bowl

In what was at first believed to be a hoax perpetrated by disgruntled
fans, The Liberty Bowl was evacuated today for nearly two hours when one of the U of M players, on their way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

The head coach immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

After complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

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