Three Sisters

3 sisters ages 92, 94 & 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in & pauses. She yells to the other sisters, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”

The 94 year old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up & see.”

She starts up the stairs & pauses. “Was I going up the stairs or down?”

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head & says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful, ‘knock on wood”’ Then, she knocked on her wooden’table for good measure.

She then yells, “I’ll come up & help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”