A middle aged married couple were reading the paper one Sunday morning, when suddenly the wife sets the paper down and looks at her husband and tells him, if something were to happen to me, I want you to remarry and live a full happy life.
The husband responded…yea, yea, whatever.
A short time later, the wife sets the paper down again and says, if you do remarry, you and your new wife won’t live in this house, will you?
The husband answered, no dear, I’ll buy a new house.
Shortly thereafter, the wife asked, you and your new wife won’t sleep in our new bed, will you?
No dear, responds the husband, I’ll buy new furniture.
And most importantly, you won’t let her play with my brand new golf clubs, will you?
No, responded the husband, she’s left handed.
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