Little Johnny's Goes To Church

Little Johnny went to mass one evening, and came home with a black eye.

“Little Johnny!” His grandmother exclaimed, “What happened?”

“Well,” Little Johnny began, “I was at mass, and Mrs. O’Malley stood up in front of me and her dress was tucked into her underwear. So I pulled it out and she hit me with her purse.”

“Oh, Little Johnny,” said his grandmother, “You must behave yourself in church.”

The next week Little Johnny came home from mass with another black eye.

“Little Johnny! What happened now?” cried his grandmother.

“Well, when Mrs. O’Malley stood up today her dress was tucked in her underwear again. Mrs. McPhearson reached over and pulled it out. I knew Mrs. O’Malley didn’t like that, so I put it back in.”