Sadahm's Sons

All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete.

A corrected copy: He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons:

Sooflay, a restauranteur, Guday, who lives in Australia, Huray, a sports fanatic, Sashay, who is gay, Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa, Sayhay, a baseball player, Ojay, a stalker and murderer, Gulay, a singer and entertainer, Ebay, an internet entrepreneur, Biliray, a country music star, Ecksray, a radiologist, Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders, Raygay, who lives in Jamaica, and Tupay, who is bald, and by seven daughters, Lattay, a coffee shop owner, Bufay, a big eater, Dushay, owner of a feminine care products company, Phayray, an actress, Sapheway, a
grocery store owner, Ollay, who lives in Mexico, and Gudlay,a prostitute.
There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family.