What Will Your Child Be?

A young couple worried that they would never be able to have a child…however, 1 year later, they were the proud parents of a big baby boy.

Being the constant worriers, they then started worrying about what he would be when he grew up…a baseball player….a doctor?

They decided when he was old enough, they would give him a ‘test’ to help determine his fate. When the time was right, they put 3 items on a table in front of the child…whichever one he picked up would prove to seal his fate for life..

The 3 items were: a Bible, in hopes he would be an evangelist; a whiskey bottle, in hopes he would not be a drunk; and a stack of money, in hopes he would choose the life of a banker.

The young child leaned up on the table and studied all 3 items.

All of a sudden, he scooped all 3 together in a pile, and picked them all up at once!!!

OH MY LORD!”, exclaimed his mother! ‘HE’S GONNA BE A POLITICIAN!!!”