Memphians in Hell

A Memphian dies and goes to hell. While down there the Devil notices that the Memphian is not suffering like the rest. It was 90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the Memphian and asks why he’s so happy. The Memphian says “I like it here. The temperature is just like going to a ballgame in June.”

The Devil isn’t happy with the Memphian’s answer and decides to get him, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity to 90%.

The Devil then finds the Memphian standing around just as happy as can be. The Memphian says “This is even better. It’s like fishing during July.”

The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the Memphian suffer. He goes over to the controls and turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the humidity to 100%.

So he goes looking for the Memphian. He finds him sitting on the floor even happier than before. The Memphian says, “This is great, it’s just like sitting on my porch with my friends in August.”

The Devil says “That’s it, I’ll get this Memphian.” He goes over and turns the temperature down to a freezing 15 degrees and no humidity. Soon all of hell is frozen solid. “Let’s see what the Memphian has to say about this.”

The Devil looks around and finds the Memphian jumping up and down for joy and yelling, “THEY FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE PYRAMID!”