Blonde visits the Big City

A blonde from Nashville was visiting Washington DC one weekend and while walking along a busy street downtown she sees a sign in a store window which reads, “Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair.”

The blonde says, “Woo Hoo! I could buy a ton of those clothes, take them back with me to Nashville, and sell them to all our friends for a huge profit!! And they say BLONDES are dumb! Humph!! ”

So, she goes into the store and says, “I’ll take 50 of the suits at $5.00 each, 100 the shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of pants at $2.50 each.”

The owner of the shop interrupts and says “Um…mam, we’re not a store, we’re dry-cleaners.”