Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
Does soap get dirty?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares…why is there a stupid song about him?
Can you cry underwater?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make radio out of a coconut…why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables…what is baby oil made of?
Do the “Alphabet song” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little star” have the same the same tune?
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