The Mouthy Parrot

A man gets to his plane seat and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him.

Once in the air, the stewardess comes around and the man asks her for a cup of coffee, then…the parrot squawks, “BRING ME A WHISKEY, WOMAN!”

The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings a whiskey to the parrot, but forgets the coffee.

When the man points this out to her, the parrot immediately drains its glass and yells, “GET ME ANOTHER WHISKEY WOMAN!”

Quite upset, the stewardess returns shortly with a whiskey for the parrot, but still no coffee for the man.

Unaccustomed to such poor service, the man decides to try the parrot’s approach. “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee…NOW GET ME A COFFEE WOMAN!”

In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards arrive, grab both the man and the parrot, take them to the emergency exit, and toss them both out of the airplane.

As they’re falling toward the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says, “You know, for someone who can’t fly, you’re kind of a mouthy jerk.”