Nun Runs Out Of Gas

A young nun named Sister Margaret Mary, who works for a local home health agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas.

As luck would have it a gas station was just a block away. Even though she was wearing her “habit”, she decided to walk to the station to buy a can of gas. The attendant regretfully told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out…but if she would wait it was sure to be back shortly.

She decided not to wait and she walked back to the car. After looking through the car for something to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank two men were watching from across the street. One turned to the other and said, “If that car starts, I’ll become a Catholic!!”