The Hypnoist

A hypnotist was in Las Vegas practicing his trade on the audience. He said “Keep your eye on my watch...follow the pendulum as it sways back and forth...back and forth...” In a matter of minutes, the hypnotist had the entire audience completely under his command.

Just then the watch slipped out of his hands and crashed onto the floor! “Crap!” said the hypnotist.

It took them over a week to clean up the mess.