Hillary Clinton gets elected President in 2008…and…during her first night in the White House as the President, the ghost of George Washington appears before her. Hillary is shocked and asks, “How can I best serve my country?”
George Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”
“Ouch!” Says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary asks, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Listen to the people.”“Ohhh! I really don’t want to do that.”
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary asks, “How can I best serve my country?”Lincoln says, “Go to the theater.”
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