Mommy Mommy

A girl came skipping home from school one day “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10!

“Very good,” said her Mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” said the Mother.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G.

"Very Good,” said her Mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?” “Yes it’s because you’re blonde!”

The following day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were measuring each other in school today….and all the other girls were under 4-feet tall…but, I was 6 foot 2!! Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“No Honey, it’s because you’re 24.”