One day a wealthy lawyer was getting out of his brand new Jaguar when an 18 - wheeler truck came barreling downhill and slammed into the driver side door tearing it completely off the frame. The stunned lawyer watched as the truck driver kept going and soon zoomed out of view. He then got on his cell phone and called the police.
The policeman arrived and the lawyer immediately began cursing and screaming. “Do you know what this car costs? This jerk blindsides me out of nowhere and doesn’t even slow down! This is a brand new top of the line vehicle and I’ve only had it one day!”
The cop returned, “I can’t believe how materialistic you high-priced lawyer types are. I bet you don’t even realize that your arm is missing too. You must have been holding on to the door when the truck hit you.”
The shocked lawyer looks down and sure enough his left arm has been ripped completely out of the socket and is nowhere to be found.
“Oh my God!” says the lawyer. “My Rolex!”
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