A senior citizen bought a brand new Mercedes convertible in Tennessee. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing what little hair he had left on his head.
“This is great”, he thought as he roared down I-40. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
“I can get away from him with no problem” thought the man and he flew down the road over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph! Then he thought, “What am I doing? I am too old for this kind of thing.”
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man, “Sir” he said looking at his watch. “My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I have never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The man looked at the state trooper and said, “Years ago my wife ran off with a Tennessee state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back.”
The trooper replied, “Sir, have a nice day.”
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