Top 10 Indicators That Your Employeer Has Changed to a Cheaper Health Care Plan

1. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

2. Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

4. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

5. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."

6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

7. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges."

8. The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

9. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND FINALLY..........

10. You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.